June 28, 2005

chickenhead

i'm so full, i feel like puking.
had a really heavy mexican late-lunch-early-dinner just now and i think i had too much fried beans.

anyway, you have got to check this out.
it's damn farny.

update:
after feeling so full, i went on to shit everything out that same night and didn't have much sleep.
pfffft.
i just didn't think i could actually shit that much. i think it's the beans.
argh.

luv, tash 11:08 PM

June 23, 2005

fender bender

Got into an accident last night.
The boy's RAV4's back door is dented in slightly, leaving a gap at the top when it closes. We could hear the wind whooshing in as we drove home.
Other than that, it's still okay.
The other car's front was bad. Half the bonnet was crumpled into the back of ours. And it was smoking and leaking, and was missing the front plate. She must've been going pretty fast to slam into us that hard. Which was really weird because the traffic was heavy and we were all slowed. Anyway, she's alright and nobody got hurt.

Now, I'm having a sore back from lurching forward on impact.
I don't think it's whiplash, it's just muscles (which I didn't know I had, haha) getting a fair bit of a workout. Good thing is, it's put my posture in check. I've to constantly remind myself to sit and stand straight, and also to start exercising!
And oh, the boy's fine. He's just stressed that he's being put into all the hassle of getting the car repaired and of course, not being able to use the car for awhile.
Huge handicap. haha!

luv, tash 11:31 AM

June 21, 2005

she made me cry

Oprah made me cry!
She did! TWO days in a row!
I can't remember why I cried yesterday, but today's show was about people (generally, women) who imagine that they have physical flaws (that are not there) and are addicted to plastic surgery.
There was this one woman who's only 28 and has already gone through 26 plastic surgeries. And she looks like Barbie.
But she wasn't the one that made me cry.
Another woman, who's also addicted to plastic surgery, has had gone through a few liposuctions and her family's had to refinance their house just so she could have the surgeries. Her husband, who obviously loves her alot for who she is, supported her for the first few surgeries cos he didn't want her to have super low self-esteem.
But, she's taken it too far and he's planning to leave her if she goes under the knife again.
When Oprah asked him if he's really leaving, he held back his tears and said yes. Then Oprah said, "But you don't want to leave". And he looked down, took his specs off, rubbed his eyes, shook his head and started crying.
And I cried too.
He loves her so much. Oh, did I mention he has 3 jobs just to pay off her past surgeries?
All along I was thinking, why can't she just go to the gym or start exercising rite? Apparently she wants to lose the fats just so she'll look good in the gym. *rolls eyes*
Anyway, visit Oprah.com if you wanna have a look at Barbie.

luv, tash 10:15 PM

June 17, 2005

guess who...?!

Guess which shy, victorian damsel pictured above is getting married at the end of the year?

As mentioned in her email, "if a commitment phobe/hardcore cynic like me can love, u can too."

I know, I know. I just don't believe in marriage (yet), y'see. But that's besides the point. haha. Congratulations again, babe!

Another close friend of mine also announced her engagement a couple of days back, and the wedding's gonna be in Perth, middle next year, at a vineyard!! Like how cool is that?

Again, my offer still stands if you (both) need anything.
And of course, I'm gonna be there. Duh (I've just gotta start saving for Perth)!

Happy happy, joy joy!!

luv, tash 12:54 AM

June 15, 2005

i must, i must, increase my ...

Was surfing around and found (via friendster) that most of my sec school friends are live journaling.
And it hit me.
I have not been actively keeping in touch with them. A mere hi and bye on msn is not gonna keep our lives updated. I lost so much 'touch' that I forgot that Founder's Day Dinner is this July 25th. I would love to go, but I think it's too late. Next year, maybe?
With this post, I solemnly swear that I'll not lose touch. Ever. Again.
It's bad enough that we all don't even live on the same continent anymore, it's even worse when I don't even bother.

luv, tash 12:49 AM

June 08, 2005

candy shoppe

Look what I found!


The infamous tahi hidung asam masin (candy?) has gone pastille!


It does NOT taste like the real thing (the asam masin laaah, not the ones in my nose).

luv, tash 10:10 PM

de-sire to de-tox

Tried detoxing yesterday (for the gazischamillionth time).
Started off pretty good, made home-made fruit juice from a cocktail of fruits and some vegetables. The juicer finally has its use. But cleaning it was a K-I-L-L-E-R!
Had some unprocessed bran with low-fat milk for breakfast.
Didn't have anything to eat for lunch cos I was still full. That's good isn't it?
Ah then..here's the best part. Went out and guess wat I had for dinner?
Fried Kuey Teow lah xiiaaaa..!!!
ugh..
I give up.

reminder to self:
1) watch oprah prime time this sunday.
2) make appointment.

luv, tash 9:40 AM

June 02, 2005

stripped

One of those things that I wanted to do BIGO or rather BIT30 (Before I Turn 30) is to go and have my nether regions waxed.
I've been wanting to get it done for almost oh god knows how many months. And being the procrastinator that I am, I've been putting it off and just have it trimmed instead.
As you already know, you need to keep 'em a certain length before you can wax it off. By the time my patch reaches a certain length, I get very rimas and start trimming. So there goes picking up the phone and making an appointment.

Anyway, the time for trimming is nigh and I'm nervous. I can't bring myself to pick up the phone and make an appointment to hurt myself. I'm also abit embarrassed, but more nervous, really. I'm not that embarrassed cos I know they're professionals and they see bare asses on a daily basis. Just like a gynaecologist, so there.

I'm just nervous that it'll sting so bad, I'll pee. heh.

So next week it will be(gone)!

luv, tash 8:50 PM